#boardgameflirts
I run a Slack group that a handful of friends and I converse in daily about many things nerdy. Today started out innocently enough with a post in our Boardgames channel. Joel posted a board game based pickup line. It quickly devolved from there. For your reading pleasure, here is the NSFW list of line. Some are decidedly better than others.
- Baby, you are like the outbreaks in Pandemic: You everywhere I want to be.
- Hey babe, wanna clank starfighters tonight?
- Check out my meeple?
- I'll catch you in my Connor net
- Is that three bushels of apples in your bag there sheriff? Or are you just happy to see me?
- Babe, I'm gonna attack your :heart: like a monster in Tokyo...
- Come on upstairs and I'll show you my minis
- Hey, babe.... would you trade three ore and a wheat for.... a ring?
- Hey there munchkin...what's it gonna take to open that seal?
- I'll fuck you for an extra treasure!
- Hey girl… welcome back to my place. I’ve got champagne on ice… I’ve got velvet sheets… just, whatever you do, Don’t Wake Daddy
- Hey girl, come check out my caverna and let’s wish for children
- Hey girl, are you carcassonne? because this farmer wants to lay in your fields
- Hey girl… are you a game of x-wing? because this is gonna take 8 hours and we’ll both be frustrated afterwards
- I'm gonna play you like Arkham Horror, and not follow the rules! (this is kind of an inside joke pointed at me)
- Hey girl, I need your help to beat this eldritch horror…in my pant
- New rule, take one and give two
- Hey girl, they call me the terror of meeple city, come in close and blow
- You know you want me to fill you up with my meeples
- Hey girl, let’s play takenoko, you can be the panda and eat my bamboo
- They call my bedroom 'the mansion of madness'
- Girl you are in Trouble cause I'm about to Boggle your mind
- I’m Mr. Bucket, put your balls in my mouth
- Girl you got me going like ants in my pants
- King me, b/c I’m gonna jump you like checkers.
- I'll do you like bridge in that you'll have no idea what's going on or what I'm really saying
- Imma explode your kitten babe
- Hey girl, are you a game of canasta? because i’ve got two decks
- I'm willing to take the Risk that you will say "Yahtzee!" when I take my Hero Quest into your Munchkin
